Pogonic is one of my favorite words.

Things my blog is not:
-A cat blog
-A nice blog
-A porn blog
-A dragon blog
-A beard blog

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My Neighbor Totoro (1988) and Bob’s Burgers S03E05 An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal (2012)

HOLY SHIT

(Source: scuttlebuttstuch)

silentdagger:

psych2go:

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sorry but i call bullshit. “critically examine psychology” riiiight more like

let’s disassociate from the word “introvert” bc THAT’S SO WEIRD

and

let’s put some fancy words into really simple facts so people think we’re smart and to get notes and site traffic!

TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT THOSE “FACTS”

coyotelips:

on a tangentially related note let’s talk about alcohol

it’s an appropriate time I think

I tend to encourage loud and enthusiastic appreciation of beer and whiskey

I have been heard to sing old pirate shanties about their importance

but please always be responsible in your consumption

it is technically possible that you are secretly shitty

but it is far more likely that you are way too beautiful to have your life be consumed by booze, for the world to be robbed of your splendor

the vast majority of humans are far too breathtaking to be stolen from each other by things like substance abuse, and it is up to each and every one of us to drag our shining selves into the light, to radiate magnificence as one global consciousness and make the stars go home in shame

# YOU MIGHT BE LOUSY # BUT I’LL PUT MY MONEY ON AWESOME EVERY SINGLE TIME # I’M BETTING ON YOU TO BE THE DEFINITION OF FERGALICIOUS # DON’T MAKE ME A LOSER

okay like I heard that Joaquin Phoenix is gonna be Doctor Strange and like

can you not

can you not please

highlyflammableman:

coyotelips:

there are plenty of reasons to die in the woods or die of exposure or even both

but “I’m tired of being affluent and white” is not one of them

The number one cause of dying in the woods:

Jason Voorhees.

The number two cause of dying in the woods:

Those hapless teenagers you’re trying to murder.

there are plenty of reasons to die in the woods or die of exposure or even both

but “I’m tired of being affluent and white” is not one of them

Are you talking about Chris Mchandles? From Into the Wild?

that is exactly the dumbass I’m talking about

how many times did I have to hear the tragic but uplifting story of how a generally nice moron with no survival training or real life skills gave up all of the advantages keeping him alive and summarily died of exposure in the woods like a chump

and then they wrote a book and made a movie because it’s so interesting and tragic when dumbass affluent white people go on journeys to find out why their lives don’t mean anything and end up dying in the woods because it’s fucking winter in the Northern Wastes and you slept in a fucking rusted-out bus with like zero survival gear

pre-owned rock is so great because even after 22 years I still hear old songs I can’t name and don’t know the words to

like Goodbye Stranger by that band that dumbass rich white kid named himself after before he threw away all of his money and stuff and went to go be authentic and die in the woods

okay so I have opened my mind up a LOT and I’ve even been thinking for a year or two now that I could maybe be a vegetarian one day

but if your argument for giving up meat includes anything along the lines of “it turns out terrorist organization PETA was right all along”

well son

I am gonna have to take a minute

empressnewgroove:

jurassicaaaa:

bujnik:

hexfawn:

i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself

Ass Retro.

yes hello it is I the gordon ramsay queer

night deity at your service

crystal mom here

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so I’ve been thinking about it and I’m probably allergic to cats

there’s kind of a lot of that on my dad’s side and it’s the kind of thing that could have developed right around when I stopped being able to breathe through my nose so

you know

whatever

guess I’ll be a miserable-ass adult

baby: m -m-m-

mom: meet me in the pit? mitachondria is the powerhouse of the cell?? makoto tachibana??? what?!?

baby: mom wtf

hey okletsjam tell me ten facts about you

I’m going to borrow a limitation from kelly and say that none of them can involve elephant shrews