Pogonic is one of my favorite words.

Things my blog is not:
-A cat blog
-A nice blog
-A porn blog
-A dragon blog
-A beard blog

Steam handle: shutupfish
Skype pseudonym: judeisthelaw
Friend Code: 3754-7283-9296


in case you forgot, shark week is the week before my birthday this year

it begins august 4th

it is important to stop teenagers and would-be teenagers from romanticizing things like depression and anxiety but also like

if you don’t have experience with such things

please shut up

I understand that you want to help, I get it, I do

but shut up

don’t talk about how horrible and serious and heartbreaking it is if you have not lived through it

leave that for the people who actually know what they are talking about

the best thing you can do is just not contribute to the problem

thank you


this is the music video for “Happy” without any background music and it might be the best thing i’ve ever seen




clean bathroom tips
organize your closet
how to fix a leaky faucet
how to keep a clean kitchen
removing stains from your carpet
how to coupon
what to do when you can’t pay your bills
see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill
how to save money
How to Balance a Check Book
How to do Your Own Taxes
how to take care of yourself when you’re sick
things to bring to a doctor’s appointment
what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment
how to make a doctor’s appointment
how to pick a health insurance plan
a list of stress relievers
how to get free therapy

how to remove a splinter

how to avoid a hangover

what to do if you get pulled over by a cop
a list of hotlines in a crisis
things to keep in your car in case of an emergency

how to do the heimlich maneuver

recipes that take 30 minutes or less
Yummy apple thing
Brownie in a cup
Cookie in a cup
French bread pizza
Egg tacos
panera mac n cheese recipe
different salad recipes
harry potter recipes
healthy recipes
various cookie recipes
chocolate cupcakes w/ eggless cookie dough topping
s’mores pie 
nutella hot chocolate
peanut butter nutella swirl cookies
cookie in a mug
starbucks holiday drinks
fruit leathers 
brownie in a mug
how to make ramen 1000x better
eggless cookie dough (not to bake, just to eat)
make recipes using things you already have
how to put together a very fancy cheese plate 
make different flavored lemonades
various desert recipes
make tiny chocolate chip cookies
20 dishes every cook should know
learn how to make your own tea
Macaroni and cheese in a mug
Study snacks (2)
40 on-the-go breakfast recipes
what the hell is a mortgage?
first apartment essentials checklist
how to care for cacti and succulents
the care and keeping of plants 
Getting an apartment
time management
create a resume
find the right career
how to pick a major

how to avoid a hangover

how to interview for a job

how to stop procrastinating

How to write cover letters
Traveling for Cheap 
Travel Accessories
The Best Way to Pack a Suitcase
How To Read A Map
How to Apply For A Passport
How to Make A Travel Budget
Better You
read the news
leave your childhood traumas behind
how to quit smoking

how to get a book published

how to knit

how to use a polaroid camera

how to solve a rubik’s cube

how to stop biting your nails

how to stop procrastinating

how to stop skipping breakfast

how to stop micromanaging

how to stop avoiding asking for help

how to stop swearing constantly

how to stop being a pushover

learn another language
how to improve your self-esteem
how to sew
learn how to embroider
how to love yourself
learn how to do yoga
100 tips for life
learn how to make your own cards

I’ve been living on my own for almost 4 years now and I have like 50 tabs open.
Bless the person who put together this post, it ought to be made into a pamphlet for everyone in highschool/college.













Better You

I’ve been living on my own for almost 4 years now and I have like 50 tabs open.

Bless the person who put together this post, it ought to be made into a pamphlet for everyone in highschool/college.



the a in lgbtqa should stand for allies, they deserve the recognition for defeating the axis powers and winning world war 2

I was watching Epic Meal Time while playing the official Epic Meal Time game on my phone but I wasn’t eating any bacon

I failed

I have failed you all






why do people have like 74973 different names for these


looking through the notes for this post is hilarious bc everyone has a different name they insist is the only one

Who knew there was such a debate over freezie pops?

they’re fucking ice pops everyone stop calling them anything but ice pops

they’re icey poles c’mon mina

what a weird post about freeze pops

dear god I am so out of shape

my body was not ready

I need to nail those crop tops to my ceiling so I wake up every day motivated to get some goddamn exercise

I can in no way pull this off

call me when I’m skinny again

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